This one time, I woke up and I was twenty fucking years old instead of thirteen. I then used my WebMD app to diagnose myself with an aniexty attack. But it's okay, because I'm still going to play my video games and drink my green tea and pretend that taxes don't exist. This other time, I woke up on my patio and I was smoking a cigarette. Like already lit, and I was awake and shit. And a couple of weeks ago I didn't wake up at all. My name is Nisha.
Minimalist posters
↳ Infinity On High lyrics.
(via goodnightwolves)
Distorted: the status of @cheyennemalarkey birthday week. #superdrunk #bff #birthday #ootd #iphonesia #blurry #love #cheynanigans #selfy #thirstythursday
The sad part is that it describes how I feel perfectly.
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Today, my co-worker discovered that highlighters are illuminated when hit with black lights. Soooo, she had some fun. #blacklights #scratchnsniff #lulz #iphonesia #amf #work #wtf #highlighter #fun #likeabiggirl #sexy #swag @hellokittylove18 (at AMF Chandler Lanes)
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How do they figure this stuff out !! Cause when I’m sad or mad I clean ! @official_zodiaccity #omg #virgo #zodiacs #officialzodiaccity
Disneyland Paris
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I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
(via lipstickandsidewalk)
if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
SLAPS
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
You are the future I want to see.
(via losingmysenses)
