This one time, I woke up and I was twenty fucking years old instead of thirteen. I then used my WebMD app to diagnose myself with an aniexty attack. But it's okay, because I'm still going to play my video games and drink my green tea and pretend that taxes don't exist. This other time, I woke up on my patio and I was smoking a cigarette. Like already lit, and I was awake and shit. And a couple of weeks ago I didn't wake up at all. My name is Nisha.
I always login to Tumblr in Morphin’ Time.
what the hell they left me out!? Everyone knows green is the coolest!
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Captain Native America!
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I walked by this bus stop ad every day for at least a week before I recognized who the golf-playing, vasectomy-considering gentleman was.
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He made us and we just snuffed his brother, you idiot. You want to spend the rest of your life knowing Dean Winchester’s on your ass? Cause I don’t. Shoot him.
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Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness. Cause all of our moves make up for the silence.
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Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
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